A Timaru roller-derby dame’s slice of life is colourful, retro, and everything in-between
The bright side of life isn’t half bright enough for a roller-derby dame feeling her groove in Timaru.
Words: Emma Rawson Photos: Rachael McKenna
Rebecca Smith makes a vivid first impression.
Timaru locals might raise their eyebrows when they see her heels, long legs and mini-skirts disappearing through the driver’s window of her 1966 VW beetle but the Dukes of Hazzard-style entry is necessary when the door of the bug, named Buttercup, jams on hot days.
Patients at Timaru Hospital emergency ward are equally surprised at their first encounter with Rebecca; surely forgetting painful injuries for just a moment when greeted by the medical clerk, earrings made of syringes dangling beneath her yellow hair?
She describes her genre-bending style as a mix of Cyndi Lauper, Dolly Parton, Nancy Sinatra and Debbie Harry. Her dresses are vintage, her accessories punk, and her hair is “crazy”. (It’s been cherry, white, and tangerine in the past year.)
In the evenings, she channels all that moxie into a kickass alter ego: roll over Miss Caroline Bay (Timaru’s iconic beauty pageant is still going strong), meet Miss Caroline Slay, Rebecca’s roller-derby persona.
In the 1950s and 1960s, Timaru’s Caroline Bay Carnival and its beauty pageant drew in the crowds. Now the spectators have moved up the hill to the Southern Trust Events Centre to watch Miss Slay and her team, the Derby Dames.
The all-female ensemble pride themselves on their strength and sass; the clue lies in their “punny” nicknames — DD Smash, Kim KarBASHian and Sting Rae. Bruises are called “derby kisses” and are badges of honour. Moves such as “apex jumps” and “hip checks” have the crowd cheering, and Rebecca’s two youngest daughters, Luka (5) and Nico (7), can often be heard yelling, “go Mummy” as she nudges her opponents out of the way.
“I love that my kids can see their mother doing something different and being brave and strong,” says the mother of three whose eldest daughter, Astrea, is studying Japanese in Wellington.
“Nico and Luka are too little to follow the rules — actually, most adults don’t understand the rules, but there’s a family atmosphere, and there are a lot of other mums on the team.
“It’s an unusual sport but Timaru is behind us, and we have many supporters. You don’t get that same spirit in a big city.”
Rebecca and her husband Kim moved to Timaru from Wellington five years ago, when Nico was a toddler. “Wellington is quite a transient city and one day we realized most of our friends had moved away. We were a bit worn down by city life, so we moved to Timaru. We didn’t know anyone, and we had no friends at first.”
Not to worry, Miss Caroline Slay is good at landing on her feet. Kim is a registered nurse and scored a job in the ER at Timaru Hospital. Rebecca, who has a sociology degree, wound up in the same workplace. Although she bought a pinstripe suit for her job interview, she never wore it.
“I felt so self-conscious. I feel more myself when wearing colourful things.”
Timaru wasn’t entirely unfamiliar to Rebecca; her family had lived in the town until she was six. Her grandparents’ home in the suburb of Washdyke was decorated with kitsch delights such as velvet tapestries, Barsony lamps, and a fake coal fireplace. And Rebecca and Kim bought their home in Timaru’s Māori Hill (up the road from Caroline Bay), Rebecca channelled Nana’s retro style.
The couple initially chose the small, 120-square-metre 1930s-era house intending to do it up and sell it, as they planned to move to Australia after two years. (Astrea moved to Timaru briefly after high school but didn’t feel at home in the South Island and was eager to find her own feet in Wellington.)
The initial refurbishments in the kitchen were modest — white subway tiles with lashings of retro mint green — making the place bright but easy to sell. With Rebecca involved, however, it was never going to be a personality-free zone.
It wasn’t long before the bright kitchen received another lick of fun — a Deep South Ice Cream lightbox, an advertising sign that had once hung outside a dairy, makes the perfect feature light. Kim installed the $300 Trade Me find with no questions asked.
“Kim is so chill, and he doesn’t blink an eye when I ask him to do strange things such as hanging plastic fish plates or a fibreglass marlin on the wall. He doesn’t seem to mind his ‘out there’ house. Sometimes, I wonder if he even notices.”
They side-lined plans to resell the house when they fell in love with Timaru, once known as the Riviera of the South. With a permanent home, Rebecca had a licence to go full-speed retro on the other rooms. While most people rip out old furnishings, Rebecca is putting the flower-power wallpaper back up and fitting psychedelic carpet to the stairs.
She bought a vintage hairdryer as a photo-booth prop for a roller-derby fundraiser. When she took it home after the event, the dryer, which reminds her of the film Hairspray, didn’t seem out of place on her own home, so she kept it.
“Kitsch is a style that is so bad, it’s good. It’s tacky, but it’s tongue-in-cheek — a bit like a knowing wink at the camera in a movie. I like kitsch because it’s light-hearted and playful.
“At first, I bought pieces from op shops out of necessity when I was young and broke, but now I’m still drawn to pieces from the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s. They have always ‘spoken’ to me for their space-age optimism and nostalgic feel.”
Rebecca has always been a collector; as child stashing erasers, trolls and Baby-Sitters Club books. In her early teens, she moved onto collecting Bob Marley memorabilia, and after she left home, she honed her op-shopping skills while flatting in Palmerston North. Now, her current obsessions include Kewpie Dolls, vintage Pyrex and Japanese ceramic figurines.
“Once I have three items that are the same, I count it as a collection, and it grows from there. We live in a small house, and I don’t have much space. I’ve learned to be more disciplined about what I buy — but sometimes, I can’t resist.”
Luka and Nico also have the collecting bug and have troves of toys. Luka likes Barbies, and Nico has an impressive stable of My Little Ponies. “They are becoming good at finding things — they have the eye.”
Right now, the family is on the scrounge for roller skates as Rebecca is planning a roller-disco for her 40th birthday later this year.
“Finding enough skates for everyone is going to be a challenge, but we’re good treasure hunters.”
CAMPING IT UP
Rebecca bought her 14-foot (4.3-metre) 1964 Zephyr caravan on Trade Me for $2000. The caravan was run down and had been used to accommodate wwoofers at a vineyard in Amberley. It was water-tight but rusty and needed new suspension.
The restoration involved months of work and required $12,000 in repairs and cosmetic touch-ups. These included a professional paint job on the outside, new wiring and lights, a new interior paint job (Rebecca and Kim’s handiwork), new tropical wallpaper (a custom design from the online store, Spoonflower) and retro curtains and cushions sewn by Rebecca.
Kim rebuilt the table/bed, which originally only slept two, but now it’s well used by the whole family during the holidays. While doing up the caravan, Rebecca came across some receipts from the original owner.
When the restoration was complete, she tracked down the now-elderly former owner and towed the caravan to her house to show her its transformation.
“She loved it, and then she told us stories about where her family used to travel in the caravan. It was so lovely to hear about its former life.”
ON A ROLL
Roller derby began in the United States in the 1920s. The modern version is a contact sport played with two teams of five players that skate around an oval rink. Points are scored when a designated player called the “jammer” laps the opposing team. The sport was first played in New Zealand in 2006, and there are now more than 40 all-women teams.
Like pro-wrestling, the game involves an element of “camping it up”, although there’s no denying the athleticism involved, and the bumps and bruises are real. The sport often lacks players — any woman 18-plus can join a team but before they play a game (called a bout), they must reach a minimum skill level and must be able to skate backwards.
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